Tears for my Sammich




I had a sammich,
pretty and new,
the meat was red,
and the cheese was bleu.

I see you sammich,
yummy sammich,
I wanna eat you!

I took my sammich,
to watch tv,
had a liter of Jolt,
and some sweet candy.

I see you sammich,
yummy sammich,
I'm gonna eat you!

I saw my sammich,
as I drank my drink,
worried about theft,
by some unscrupulous fink,

I see you sammich,
yummy sammich,
I'm going to hide you!

I put my sammich,
under the sink,
to hide it from,
aforementioned fink!

I saw you sammich,
yummy sammich,
under the sink.

I forgot my sammich,
and left it without me,
I was distracted,
by something shiney.

I see you shiney,
pretty shiney,
inside my pocket.

I found my sammich,
in it's plumber's hold,
and my poor sammich,
was covered with mold.

Had a sammich,
Watched the sammich,
Hid the sammich,
Found the sammich,
Ate the sammich,
Flushed the sammich,

Down the toilet with my tears,
for my poor wittle sammich.