In keeping with my policy of blatantly ripping off any and all ideas that strike me as interesting, I have created this fictitious* interview. For the record, this idea came to me in an otterpop induced stupor, and was not ripped off from the Twestid Pixi website which in turn ripped it off from the Zombies Tea Party website. I am original, diefy my for my unbelievable talent. Ignore the typos, put down the Liquid-Rabbit flavored icecream cone, read the interview, and give obeisance to your ONE TRUE GOD!



Mr. Bunny A. Interviewer: Hello people, I am here with Casey, Web God of the Blood Like Honey website. I'm not quite sure where we are right now as I just now came into existance, but the floor looks like a giant checkerboard. There are lots of trees, which also have a checkerboard color... The sky too... this is creepy...

Casey: Ahem, to be interviewing?

Bu: Uh.. yah.. So, Mr. Casey, tell us about your band?

Ca: Band? I'm not in a band...

Bu: Oh.. um.. no band?

Ca: No band.

Bu: You sure?

Ca: Very

Bu: Uh... well.. are you part of anything interesting?

Ca: I write poetry for my own website, and I'm also head coder for a Mud Without a Name.

Bu: Poetry huh? Anything good?

Ca: Not really, mostly melodramatic self serving drivel.

Bu: Oh... Uh, what's with the world? It's all checkerboardy, and I don't think it's SUPPOSED to be like that...

Ca: My graphics card cant handle the textures.

Bu: What the fuck does that mean?

Ca: It means shut up!

Cheshire Cat: Hello everyone...

Bu: What the fuck is the Cheshire Cat doing here?

Ca: I dunno, I felt like it..

Bu: But... But it makes no sense!

Ca: YOU DARE QUESTION YOUR GOD?! ATTACK MY HORDES OF FLYING ALBINO LEECHES!

Horde of Flying Albino Leeches: YES MY LORD!

Bu: What the!? Hey that's my brain you pric AHHHRRRGGHH!!!

Horde: Yum, cheeze flavored.

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* 1.Of, relating to, or characterized by fiction; imaginary.
2.
a.Accepted or assumed for the sake of convention: a fictitious belief.
b.Adopted or assumed in order to deceive: a fictitious name.
3.Not genuinely believed or felt; sham: greeted me with a fictitious enthusiasm.
If you didn't know that, yer dumb. Ha ha ha, I mock you ina french accent.

** A manifestation of obedience; an expression of difference or respect; homage; a bow; a courtesy. Learn it, or else.