My Monkey dances on the wall,
My Monkey headbangs to punk rock,
My Monkey,
Shelter,
Cause if you got a Monkey,
Dancing and headbanging,
You don't need to talk,
Because there's a friggin monkey,
And he's headbanging!
So pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,
He's too afraid to come out,
Cause if he does he'll just fuck things up.