I thought Beastiality was illegal,
At least in California,
Because you're a flower princess,
And I'm an awkward monkey,
Who reaches through the window,
And finds the damsel wont scream,
But I'm still scared of holding on,
Scared I'll see you with Godzilla,
Or you'll have an affair with Rodan,
Because monkeys are irrational,
And have bad spacial sense,
But if I climb the empire state,
Then from the eye of the guy on the ground,
Maybe you and I aren't such a bad match after all.
